criss-crossed:

youtubetrash321:

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS PHOTO!!!!!!!

GUYS! WE DID IT!!!

WRONG.

What is happening is Senate Democrats (+ an Independent and a Republican) are pushing for a vote to repeal the original decision.

NOTHING HAS CHANGED.

THEY ARE SHORT ONE VOTE.

REPUBLICANS ARE STILL SET TO WIN BY ONE VOTE. (50-49)

CALL YOUR SENATORS.

Net Neutrality has a sliver of a chance, but if the repeal doesn’t pass it all ends on June 11th. Voting will be taking place sometime next week (May 14-18, 2018) on the repeal. 

It’s looking very very very slim. Even if the vote DOES end up in our favor, it still has to go through the House. Please call your Reps. 

[ Reuters ]

[ CNN Money ] 

[ Washington Post ] 

(Google is your friend please don’t get news solely from Tumblr.com)

unpresentable:

Dear person reading this, 

      You deserve a life full of happiness and positivity. So don’t let others get to you and believe in yourself.

spookyghostiesandthings:

derpomatic:

glumshoe:

semoka:

glumshoe:

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em

“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”

“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”

“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”

“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”

Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set.

Misdirection – “Get him, Lasereye!”
“Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”

They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen

sylveonce:

unpretty:

gregorydickens:

victorian-sexstache:

unpretty:

son-of-maglor:

fiskeorn:

elkian:

unpretty:

unpretty:

dr-hollands:

unpretty:

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

you heard me

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

kinda, yeah

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

That logo looks familiar.

WHAT

OH MY GOD