Author: dawnmarierose

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cosima-wants-the-d-elphine:

story time.

the look in your eyes is what gets me.

“so i return to my body.. from the other plane of existence.. in which i scream”

DEAD

“Story time.

I have this one white friend.

And – [mocking] I have this one white friend, I’m not racist. And like – where was I even going with this? [laughs] She’s not even my friend, she’s just someone I know. Okay, whatever, ‘kay, so this one white person that I know – [under breath] (I know a lot, my entire town is white.) Anyway, um, one day, she comes up to me, and she’s like,

“Jenny, what are you?” and, you know, that’s like white person talk for like, [sarcastic mocking] “what FUCKING country do you come from? Like obviously you’re not from here.”  And I’m like, “um, I’m Chinese.”

And she’s like “What? You’re Chinese?”

And I’m like, “Yeah, I don’t know why that’s so much of a surprise.”

And she’s like “Well, I thought you said you were Asian.”

And – [deep breath] [pause] there was a moment, a good minute and a half, where I left my body and ascended onto another plane, and I screamed into the abyss of that plane [pause] because she did not know that Asian and Chinese are… I, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t even… you know, whatever.

So, return to my body, from the [pause] other plane of existence in which I scream. A lot. And I tell her: “You know, China, China, you see, the country that I’m from, is a part of Asia.”

And she’s like, “Where’s Asia?”

[whispers] She asked me. Where Asia is.

And I say, “Well, Asia consists of, you know..” and I list the different Asian countries and she’s like “Whaat?”

And I’m like [sarcastically] it’s, it’s this thing, you know, that you learn about in like third grade geography. It’s a continent! And she’s like “A continent?”

And I’m like “Yes.”

And she goes, “so it’s not a country?”

I’m like, “No.”

And she’s like “What’s the difference?”

And I’m like [deep breath] “America, you see, has like North, Central, South, so like, take somewhere from Canada; they are North American but they’re also Canadian…”

And she’s like “I don’t understand.”

And I’m like “It’s okay, just know that I am both Asian AND Chinese” and you know what, she is still confused to this day, and I [pause] am still on the other plane of existence, screaming, as I tell this story to you. So you can come join me, on the separate plane of existence.”

I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS SHIT BECAUSE IT IS TOO REAL, TOO TRUE.

I’m actually crying

HOW ARE THERE PEOPLE THIS STUPID??!? 
HOOOW?!!??! 
HOW DID THE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM FAIL THIS WHITE GIRL SO TERRIBLY!??!?

alessahowell:

Okay but legit though, how does Jack manage to find games that tie so well into the current ego storyline when he’s not even played the games before starting recording?? 

And it’s not like the playthroughs are scripted; obviously some effects are edited in later, but for most of the part any verbal hints or when Jack’s talking from the perspective of one of the egos, that all has to be done on the fly. He has to be reacting to an unknown game and coming up with a way to tie all the hints and story into it on the spot. 

Like, that’s some seriously skilled improv and acting. All the appreciation for Jack right now. 👌

hyper-kitten-9:

“As a single father, with two kids… it’s hard sometimes to go out there and just try your best, and still feel like a failure.”

“Wrote a letter to try and get my wife back.”

“Me too man! Sports! Trick shots!”

“Get up in the day and put on my best hat!”

“Deep inside he has his own problems the world doesn’t know about”

“One of my best friends is in a coma for a while.. I go and chat with him for a while but I dunno if he hears me”

“I just want things to go back to the way they were, back to when I was happy”

…this was me taking notes during that last video because I couldn’t be 100% certain until the end, but…..

Hi, Chase..

antiseptic-updates:

Cannon chase

Alright dudes crying over chase aside, this video gave us a lot of chase info

•chase has 2 kids

•he gets to see them on the weekends

•chase is depressed

•his best friend (jack!) has been in a coma

•he goes and talks to jack but he doesn’t know if he can hear him

•chase maybe works an office job????

•he lives alone

Feel free to add on anything I might have missed!