I really like the idea of an immortal being who loves memes
‘You’re 1008 years old why are you laughing so hard’
‘My friend, i have been alive countless human lifetimes and seen many things. I have seen the original production of hamlet, seen the king of rock himself perform, even rode horses with the king henry the 8th but i have never seen anything as entertaining as a surreal meme’
‘Wtf you’re like an ancient vampire and your favourite fucking joke is dat boi are you serious’
This is Bazz the Beekeeper. A black lab who is specially trained to sniff out disease in bee hives. In Australia the bees do not stay inside and it isn’t safe for Bazz to go in sniffing without protection. So his owner created a custom beekeeper suit to keep him safe. And it is kinda adorable.
fucking,,,, just found out jack spent like 30 mins in walmart smelling shampoos bc i asked him to grab me some when he went but forgot to tell him what brand,,, like who the fuck,,,, why is he the way that he is,,,, he fucking got the right brand too that’s the worst part like IT WORKED
every cat exists on a sliding scale of ‘unit’ to ‘goblin’ with exotic longhairs and oriental shorthairs both being on the extreme yet opposite ends of the spectrum
shoutout to @archangelpng for creating & submitting this explosive take
Other people with adhd: racing thoughts! Multitasking! Gotta go fast! Gotta do everything!
Me: there’s honey in my mind making my thoughts slow and difficult, my mind is a black hole censoring my thoughts when I try to think, losing time, perpetually high, static Static STATIC
actually, this is a good description of how ADHD predominantly hyperactive-impulsive and predominantly inattentive can present themselves in some cases
people saying that they’re both somehow… let me introduce you to the wonders of the combined type!
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