stirrup–studies:

honestly my entire life is just ¯_(ツ)_/¯ at this point

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

hpinfalsettoland:

Peter teaching Thor what Yeet means and Thor proceeding to shout YEET every time he throws his hammer

systlin:

To paraphrase; 

Grizzled army veteran returns home to loving wife and baby, but then the apocalypse comes and he…

…dies within 10 minutes. 30-something suburban housewife then punches way out of vault, becomes multiple gun-toting vigilante hellbent on finding her son and getting revenge. 

She is known only as the Lone Survivor. Her world is fire and blood. Raiders tell each other horror stories about her around their campfires at night. Is that rustling in the bushes her? It is. Shit. Shit shit shit fuck too late she’s launched a grenade into your face and is looting your shattered corpse. 

just-shower-thoughts:

Telling someone they are one in a million implies that there are roughly 7500 more like them given the current world population.

just-shower-thoughts:

Everyone asks where do we go when we die, but no one asks where are we before we are born