Marvin: Imagine stabbing someone with a lightsaber knife.
Dr. Schneeplestein: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so it wouldn’t bleed, so it wouldn’t be very useful.
Anti: It is if you want information.
Jack: And here we see, in order, a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw, and a Slytherin.
Chase: Why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?
Jack: And there’s the Hufflepuff.
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