just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till th whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill
i wanna know if op was okay when writing this
one day youll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and youll have to justify the space youve filled
what
Tag: uh
I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…
I would marry this man
guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes
When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”
It’s showing -1 notes
i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me
I liked it and it said ‘1 note’
tf is this crap?
1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE
ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF?????
legendary
What the fuck
YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!
WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((
IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!
This is the first thing I saw on my dash
I’m shook
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY
WTF-
SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY
1 note WTF.
3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.
THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????
still not-works
still + notworks = stotworks.
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still + notworks = stotworks.
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still + notworks = stotworks.
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still + notworks = stotworks.
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still + notworks = stotworks.
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still + notworks = stotworks.
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G̠O̺͠T̈͂ ̸̣S̵͙̘̜͢Ṱͬ̋ÙCͨ͟͟Ḱ͙͟ ͬI̅N̢̆ ̘̑̄͡A̪ͤ̉ ̨̾͂L̻̥̞ͦͬO̟Ŏ͠P̮ ́
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got stuck in a loop
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