you’ve heard of monsterfuckers now get ready for

thyrell:

skarchomp:

gothmspacman:

leviathan-supersystem:

leviathan-supersystem:

personfuckers

it’s people who have sex with real people in real life

personfuckers are actually the real monsterfuckers because everyone knows the greatest monster of all is man

take it easy mary shelley

badgerofthebarricades:

edgebug:

deaddboy:

no one wants to admit they shop at hot topic but we all do 

I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

yeti-princess:

shimadapantsu:

nodramaaloud:

fuckthekxng:

ratdruid:

fuckthekxng:

unilady99:

vip-status:

Get your ding dong here (◕‿◕)

No, okay, but I have one of these, and its honestly, like the best thing ever. I played with it so much that I accidentally rubbed it’s eyes off so now it’s blind, but it’s still super cute and I love it.

ahhhh I have this too and the tiny boob as well. My favorite thing about it is it’s little butt crack lol I love my little squishy stress relievers! 😃

I have couple of the dongs but does anyone know where I can get the boob?

You can get them here! i got the boob one bc i lowkey relate to it personally 😂

Public service announcement they are on sale

I need twenty of them

14/10 would buy again. It leaves lovely butt marks on things, and all my friends have one now.