Reblog if you have used dude as a non gender specific term.

badchubbybunny:

nobody-told-the-horse:

noble-moon:

simplyfx:

annlarimer:

disparition:

where I grew up in California not only is “dude” generally non-gender-specific, half of the time it doesn’t even refer to a person at all.

I said it to a faucet today. 

A customer once came to me to order a sandwich and said “I want this dude”

Dude is more than a word, it’s an emotion. 

dude is a way of life

I say “dude” for everything

femmedaltia:

twentyeightghosts:

i remember reading naruto as a 13-year-old and being so confused that kakashi was willing to read porn in public but today it occurred to me that the number of times i’ve straight-facedly read porn on ao3 in public is honestly kind of worrying. i’ve become kakashi. we’ve all become kakashi

Except for those of us who grew up to be Jiraiya and straight-facedly write porn in public.

pumpkinsforsale:

forbiddenseason:

gaylibertariansc:

the-real-jeb-bush:

gaylibertariansc:

mcclonalds:

mcclonalds:

tonights bdsm safe word is “superwholock” because thats the best moodkiller i can think of

i made this post two days ago late at night when i was tired as shit and ive gotten at least 10 death threats, 13 messages threatening to dox me, and 5 telling me that im “a piece of shit user who needs to stick a dragon dildo up their ass while shoving a cock down my throat” and i still love this post

God damn. For that one word?

What’s the big deal about that word? It sounds like a made up one

It is. From different shows. I’m assuming doctor who and Sherlock. The “super” part I’m not sure about

Times are changing.

badchubbybunny:

arthoure:

shadyfolk:

vaigh:

0taku-kj:

fav japanese vine so far

WTF is going on. IT’S GREAT.

Omg, I am dying.

I can explain! Rn in Japan they have this thing 壁ドン (kabedon, literally “wall thump”): when a dude slams his hand on the wall by a girl to keep her caged there with his arm. It’s supposed to be hella manly and sexy, but really people just meme the hell out of it, like the above. 

I love the Japanese holy fuck ❤

llamagoddessofficial:

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minelskede:

writing-prompt-s:

The year is 2022. You and your gang shoot down Amazon delivery drones and sell their contents for a living.

This isn’t fiction. This is going to be my career. @writing-prompt-s wanna start a gang?

I am down. What’s our gang name? 

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