*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*
you mean, skin?
What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.
A friend of mine who worked leather had this leather conditioner that he used for sunburn that he swore worked fantastically. My face must have displayed my disbelief. He just shrugged and said: ‘skin is just leather waiting to happen’.
“Skin is just leather waiting to happen.”
Leather: sexy AND useful! XD
Tag: god……
the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse
This just proves that Britain and British Colonies can’t grasp the concept of food despite killing millions for spices.
im unclear on the origins of the crisp sandwich but the crunch is good and you’re a coward if you disagree
but the toast sandwich is from a Victorian era cookbook FOR SICK PEOPLE
its literally supposed to be a last resort when you can’t keep anything down because simple foods are less likely to make you throw up
politicians brought it back in more recent years in some bullshit attempt to demonstrate that actually poor people are fine because they can exclusively eat this to save money or something equally tory
but its original purpose is literally to be bland enough that you dont vomit trying to eat it
Fairy bread is fuckin valid u damn cowards
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