gifs – Marshmellowmilktea

nicepost:

seatrench:

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

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sorry the what? the what moray

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

only80sgifs:

Robin Williams, 1986

stevebuckyswitch:

critics: venom is just terrible

monsterfuckers:

montagemode:

roachpatrol:

oliviawhen:

A solid way to accept someone’s feelings.

i’m gonna die still laughing at this

I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so

contac:

When you fall through a kiddy pool and end up in the Coca-Cola Hellscape.

patientno7:

sachief:

patientno7:

WD’s pearl is literally just a broken model with no walking animation so she just slides around ominously while no-clipping through everything

Bethesda Pearl

[SU THEORY]

White Diamond is actually Todd Howard in disguise who keeps pumping out broken assets

metalslugx:

cvberdemon:

metalslugx:

jallox:

retainerofvirgo:

snoopingasusualisee:

snoopingasusualisee:

list of characters that would be weirdly sexualized if they were made today

so we’re just gonna stop the list right tf there

looking through the comments and reblogs.. oh boy

there’s definitely more but I’m not sure I want to subject myself to that horror

hey quick question how come out of all the pictures you could’ve chosen for Bloo you had to pick the one from a hentai parody

you recognized it

cryptid-sighting:

warriormale:

Even future US Presidents need to be PROUD of their Manhood.

DROP that DAMN TOWEL Kennedy!

Be PROUD to be a Man.

Be PROUD of your Man Muscle, Cock and Balls!

Be PROUD of your nude Manliness!

Train and fight!

Love your nude Manliness!

WarriorMale

I deadass thought warriormale had deleted because of all you weirdos sending him asks about Leninism or whatever, and then he reemerges on my dash with this post that is so powerful and raw it nearly obliterated me on sight.

captainpoe:

WE HAVE A RELEASE DATE!!!

septicplier:

…OKAY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

this legitimately scared the fuck out of me