I saw an opportunity and I took it
This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die
For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.
Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:
- I won’t hesitate bitch
- Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow
- Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read
- Kermit the Frog jumps off building
- Fr e sh a voca do
- back at it again at Krispy Kreme
- There is only one thing worse than a rapist
- Club Jam (yes a really good book)
- At least the taco was free
- I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand
- Grandma loves ping pong too much
- If your name is Junior
- Welcome to Target
- I’m just cooking pizza
- Cole Sprouse dress-up game
- On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf
- Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)
- Kid smacked by fly swatter
- Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)
- Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)
- WE’RE BREAKING FREE
- SAIL
- I’m Squidward
- So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies
- So no head? (breaking skateboard)
- Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)
- No off topic questions (Chris Christie)
- What the fuck, Richard
- Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)
- Bored as shiiiiii
- Liberian accent (plasma globe)
- New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)
- Summertime sadness (chicken)
- More like hurricane TORTILLA
- I got an a-bor-tion
- All Around the World (TheJasminator)
- When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light
- Snake licks lollipop
- Accept yourself, love yourself
- Be whatever you wanna be
- Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)
- Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho
- Can I please get a waffle?
- Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)
- Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)
- Kevin, watch the light dude
- Horse meditation
- A girl a dream & a clothing hanger
- Is that a weed? (911 microwave)
- Helium balloons (floating car)
- Fireplace fairy
- I’m your freestyle dance teacher
- I can’t believe you’ve done this
- Which way the Quiznos is
- Impossible paper toss shot
- Hemtube (dancing with cat)
- I nurture my skin (Shaq)
- Why are you running
- Happy birthday?
- Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)
- Farkle falling
- Fuck you (soda machine)
- Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)
- Take On Me
- And now my sock is wet (water gun)
- All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala
- When there’s too much drama at school
- Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub
- What’s your name? (ouija board)
- Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)
- Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)
- Girl scared of convertible car
- Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)
- Would you like the spider on your hand?
- Shopping cart crash
- We actually have the chip reader now
- I’M A GIRAFFE
- Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)
I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke
This is a masterpiece
I want this played at my funeral
Tag: fave
Classroom: Damn, he’s so cold and anti-social.
Hizashi: HE’S GOING TO BE MY BEST FRIEND.
sapphic//songs about __
Girls with a boyfriends
- your boyfriend by bloxx
- boyfriend by marika hackman
- girlfriend by kitty
- boyfriend by tegan and sara
- girlfriend by ria mae
- taking off all my clothes by heidi
Breakups
- talia by king princess
- 0108 by nakala
- strangers by halsey
- me & her by heavens to betsy
- curious by hayley kiyoko
- sheet stains by lauren ruth ward
- always this way by laura marling
- heartbroken forever by tender forever
- now im all messed up by tegan and sara
Bad Girls
- goth girls are easy by lesbian bed death
- dressed in black by gossip
- lesbian vampyres from outer space
- she’s a gun by the greeting committee
- woman dangerous by doria roberts
- rebel girl by bikini kill
- P.U.N.K girl by heavenly
- strong woman by jen cloher
Sex
- sweet girl by nicole dollanganger
- bitches by tove lo
- bang me box by miley cyrus
- box by siya
- holy by king princess
- i didn’t just kiss her by jen foster
Young love
- be my leia by the dollyrots
- red by miki ratsula
- sappho by frankie cosmos
- hold your hand by nicolette forte
- no kings by the total bettys
- say anything by girl in red
- hot like the room by my body
- gossip girl by grace vanderwaal
- sweet girl by nicole dollanganger
Old Love
- marry me by tender forever
- with a girl like you by thao
- eden with my eve by jen cloher
Bisexuality
- boys by maris
- carmen by lana del rey
- bad at love by halsey
- in or out by ani difranco
- think about girls sometimes by amber
- i wanna boyfriend with a car by kate nash
Lesbians
- I’ll never want a BF by bec sandridge
- i don’t do boys by elektra
- dyke march 2001 by le tigre
- dyke bars never last by sapphic lasers
- blue collar sex kitten by lauren ruth ward
- the only dyke at the open mic by kate reid
Pining
- sleepover by hayley kiyoko
- jessie’s girl by mary lambert
- bestie by sizzy rocket
- daisy by zedd
- like me by chely wright
- veronica by daddy issues
- i want her by blind fury
- jenny by studio killers
- i wanna be your girlfriend by girl in red
Confidence
- B.I.G by caitlyn scarlett
- shade by iamddb
- ICY GRL by saweetie ft. kehlani
- boinked the bride by ember swift
- checking out your babe by tribe 8
- Q.U.E.E.N by janelle monae
Real People/Characters/Media
- edie windsor by zoë lewis
- the ellen page by partner
- marceline by willow
- carol by jen cloher
- fingersmith by jen cloher
Coming out/Homophobia
- homo song by mara levi
- room by palehound
- LGBT by lowell
- love is love by naz & ella
- love is love by starley
- married in london by janis ian
- pride by grace petrie
- this is me by jen foster
- gay sex by be steadwell
- not worth hiding by alex the astronaut
Butch/Femme
- drag king bar by bitch and animal
- femme bitch top by tribe 8
- only straight girls wear dresses by cwa
- dyke bars never last by sapphic lasers
- butch in the streets by tribe 8
- closet femme by kate reid
Running away
- greatness by jen foster
- chelsea lets go join the circus by agent R
- feminist housewives by bitch and animal
no
fucking
wayIsthis fucking reallife
Man this sports Anime has a really good budget
“HE ASCENDED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DEFENSIVE ANGELLL!!!!!1!1!1!1”
i died when they put him back on the floor and started cheering
Update
I think Princess Zelda lost her pregnancy 😦 Or else she gave birth and killed the babies, which is particularly sad because Samus is the one who impregnated her. At any rate she isn’t pregnant anymore.
To recap for anyone who missed it, Samus was found dead behind the castle a couple of weeks ago. Link died not long after that, so it’s just been Zelda, Bayonetta, and Pikachu chilling out with some snails.
Of course, none of those three can impregnate each other so no one is pregnant or coupled off right now. Pikachu’s babies are growing well. There are six still living. There were seven, but one escaped and Bayonetta ate it.
Because of course these updates always have to involve someone eating someone else. *sigh*
excuse me what
UPDATE: THOSE ARE OP’S FISHES
Blogging about my aquarium is fun
yanno those white noise sites like rainymood.com or the cafe shop one? i’d like an Enterprise bridge one, please. Soft beeping, maybe some chill version of amok time theme or something, and every now and then the crew calmly issuing orders or reading something sciency. im watching the lights of zetar and this evasive scene? is super calming and i need it on infinite repeat somehow.
someone make this happen.SO APPARENTLY I AM NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO WANTED SOMETHING LIKE THIS
Star Trek TNG Ambient Engine Noise (Idling for 24 hrs)
Star Trek: The Original Series Engine Sound ( Idling for 2+ hours )
>Star Trek: Voyager Engineering Warp Core Background Ambience
Star Trek: TNG Bridge Background Ambience
Star Trek: TOS USS-Enterprise Bridge Background Ambience (THIS IS 100% WHAT I WANTED)
Star Trek: The Next Generation USS Enterprise D “Ten Forward”
Star Trek: Voyager Bridge Background Ambience
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine “Quark’s Bar”
Star Trek: TNG “Cargo Bay” Background Ambience
A list of Star Trek Audio noises (some of them repeat for a long time)
I was about to say “how do you know someone has done that unless it’s you, OP” but then I recognized the name and I went on twitter to check and sure enough he was my creative writing professor in college
OP forgot the best part
did he try to stab her?
No, he was trying to cut off his pinkie finger as an apology.
The running joke of the manga is that he used to be a high-ranking yakuza enforcer who’s having trouble adapting to civilian life. Hence her shocked face when she saw the decorations and the creepy way he sang “Happy Birthday”; it’s a traditional birthday celebration for your oyabun, not your wife.
oh my god, i just realized, this means he sees her
AS THE BOSS IN THE RELATIONSHIP
He see’s her as his direct boss, but the group’s head is the Women’s Association Chairwoman:
Marshmellowmilktea 