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kissthethunder:

carodoodles:

A little PSA about ASL for ‘Thank you’! I’ve had all of these signed to me accidentally hahaha. And whenever I sign thank you to non signers, sometimes they thought I was blowing a kiss to them. T_T

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I once signed thank you and the person was so amused because apparently I said throw up.

Yes you can laugh at me.

batter-sempai:

snugglebunchesofeyes:

peeniss-everlark-forever:

cryptomaster-leviathan:

tentadog:

fangasmagorical:

aftselakhis-shaladin:

fangasmagorical:

aftselakhis-shaladin:

tentadog:

ok all drama involving jk rowling and nagini being a fuckin person and shit aside

yall know milking snakes is not. milking their fucking snake titties. right

you guys know snakes don’t have tiddies… . . right

YALL

YOU KNOW THIS RIGHT? YOU KNOW MILKING A SNAKE MEANS TO EXTRACT THEIR VENOM 

RIGHT?

I thought about venom extraction when I was reading the book ad a child too, but unfortunately there exists a planned illustration that shows babyfied Voldemort sucking on a snake tit.

THERE’S AN ILLUSTRATION OF W H A T

I found it on internet some time ago. It was supposted to go with illustrated version of Goblet of Fire.

This is the worst fucking image I have ever seen in my entire life please kill me (NSFW for snake titties)

y’know, i never really took that phrase “ every day we drift further from god’s light “ seriously. But guess what, today is the day that i start doing that.

because i’m sure god is looking down at us full of shame 

I’m sorry what

Is milking snake tiddies a fetish? Because I think Rowling might have a repressed fetish she’s expressing in this.

dukeofbookingham:

thealmightylandlady:

drinkingisgoodforyou:

emiliascorner:

lordpudi:

cloverture:

cloverture:

there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s

it’s really fun

lady gaga -> napalm death takes a weird detour through epic rap battles of history

This is actually really useful for finding music that’s in between genres that I wouldn’t know to look for.

This has nothing to do with books but it’s COOL

Pixie and Brutus

dignis-sin-bar:

insanelycoolish:

oh-big-mood:

jinxxedbyarose:

one-thousand-splendid-stars:

randomslasher:

catchymemes:

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Artist @pet_foolery on Instagram

I’m living for this

Brutus: I’ve only known Pixie for a day, but if anything happened to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself

Reblobbing for this comment 

UPDATE

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@wannabuyahotcat brutus meets kid diggy

why-animals-do-the-thing:

n-a-blue-box:

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docwithtardisfez:

wildlifewednesdays:

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound.