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zapsi:

Happy #AceDay! 

May 8th is Ace Visibility Day. You might see some people posting playing cards all over their blogs, and here’s why: each card represents a different part of the Asexual spectrum!

  • ♥ Ace of Hearts: Alloromantic Asexual – experiences romantic attraction regularly toward one or more genders. This includes orientations such as heteroromantic, homoromantic, biromantic, polyromantic, and panromantic.

  • ♠ Ace of Spades: Aromantic Asexual – does not experience romantic attraction toward any gender.

  • ♦

    Ace of Diamonds: Demiromantic/Demisexual & Grey-aromantic/Grey-Asexual– Experiences romantic and/or sexual attraction only if a strong emotional bond is established. OR Experiences romantic/sexual attraction rarely, not strongly enough to act on, only under specific circumstances, or fluctuates between periods of experiencing attraction and not experiencing it.

  • ♣

    Ace of Clubs: Questioning/Unsure of Orientation – Aware they fall on the aromantic and/or asexual spectrum, but not sure where.

For more information about Asexuality, you might want to check out AVEN: The Asexuality Visibility and Education Network.

littleknight-oftheruins:

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batmanlockedmeinthetardis:

thisrohirrimisnoman:

1reasonand1reasonolny:

harryriles:

“what are you reading?”

“its a…online book.”

“oh cool, what’s it about?”

“….uh….”

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I love that everyone just knows

Or…alternately:

“what are you writing?”

“it’s a….story.”

“oh cool, what’s it about?”

“…uh…”

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“can i read it?”

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“Oooh what are you drawing? Can I see?”

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I FEEL THIS on a personal level

So much truth has been spoken

Feeling really called out tbh

Oooh boy….

glumshoe:

perbast:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Sick of the classic image of beautiful human women being carried in the arms of scary monsters. I want more scary monsters being carried in the arms of beautiful human women.

Like come on… we’ve had more than a century of sea monsters and giant gorillas and bulky robots carrying the satin-draped bodies of swooning human women off across alien landscapes. Please. It’s time for satin-draped human women to carry the swooning bodies of sea monsters and bulky robots off into the sunset.

Yes.

Oh, this? This is beautiful. 

thehappysorceress:

msfehrwight:

wtfzurtopic:

wtfzurtopic:

I hate when men smirk and gloat and say shit like “Women are attracted to powerful men,” like that negates any feminist impulse, like they think that at the heart of all women is this little, mincing girl that wants to be dominated.

I just roll my eyes because, dude. If you ever read the second half of any fucking harlequin novel ever, and saw how the hero always ends up blubbering on his knees and saying shit like “I can’t live without you! You unman me!” you’d realize that being attracted to powerful men is just the first part of a two-step plan.

The second step is to completely fucking annihilate him.

Apparently this is the most important thing I’ll ever say.

*clears throat* Allow me to quote Jayne Ann Krentz:

“In the romance novels … the woman always wins. With courage, intelligence, and gentleness she brings the most dangerous creature on earth, the human male, to his knees. More than that, she forces him to acknowledge her power as a woman.” (“Introduction” from Dangerous Men and Adventurous Women: Romance Writers on the Appeal of Romance.)

The romance hero may start as a total alphahole, but by the end of the novel, as stated above, HE HAS TO CHANGE. He needs to become respectful and treat the heroine as an equal partner, otherwise it won’t work. This is why Elizabeth Bennet refuses Mr Darcy the first time but accepts him later. This is what so many people miss. I thank you from the bottom of my heart for this post.

I love you for ‘alphahole’. 

officialdiobrando:

sappy-queer:

skye–walker:

zagreus:

asymbina:

zagreus:

zagreus:

zagreus:

zagreus:

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

i don’t know anything about geology

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

alright this is fine

I studied Geology for 2 years and I can assure you this is exactly what it was like

My very favorite trope though

why-bless-your-heart:

storybook-souls:

why-bless-your-heart:

When characters A and B are facing some danger and character A puts out an arm to protect character B

Good variations:

-Character B doesn’t realize the danger until character A puts out his or her arm
-Character A isn’t the larger or stronger character but still takes responsibility for character B’s safety
-Character A doesn’t stand a chance against the danger
-Character A continues talking like there isn’t anything wrong while standing between character B and the threat
-Character A doesn’t get along with character B and/or vice versa
-The danger is comically minor
-Character A has seemed helpless or bumbling but is now revealing inner depths and hidden strength

other good variations:

-character B is injured

-character A is injured but trying to be protective anyway

-character B gets annoyed when they realize what character A is doing

badchubbybunny:

caveofclaeya:

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arirashkae:

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countrygirlil2015:

piskykyle:

So I was taught a lesson in how to get rid of a migraine in 30 seconds and omfg listen my migraines don’t go away ever but I was shown what part of my body to touch and like???????????????

It’s witchcraft????????? Like I would be burned at the stake if I lived in ye olde days knowing that information?????

What the fuck??????

Spill it! Lol….Hooooowwwww?? Had migraines since age 9….😓😓😓

Its called the T4 push, but I literally can’t find the info online????? I guess I’m not searching good enough? These medical fuckers are holdin out on us lol.

It’s best to have someone do this for you while you stand up and relax your muscles as best you can, but if you’re alone, a tennis ball and a flat surface will probably work. Alternatively you can lie on the edge of a bed at the pressure point. (But no really do try to find someone to do it for you)

Find the area in your spine between either the first, second, third, or fourth vertebrae. It should be sore and uncomfortable to press down on, so look for the one that’s most painful, and press down with as much pressure as you can on that area for 30 seconds.

Realize that 80% of your pain has magically disappeared and keep the info secret if you live in a small puritan town, lest you be tried for witchcraft.

If you don’t have to worry about being burned or hanged, then share the info with your migraine suffering friends.

As someone who wrote a 10k word paper on pressure points for a high belt ranking test in her martial arts class, I can tell you that you just found a pressure point used in acupressure and acupuncture to relieve pain, particularly that in the head. 🙂

Hand to god we discovered this by accident when my husband was rubbing my neck and I nearly collapsed it felt so good

This post was sent by literal angels??? I’ve had a persistent low-level headache for nearly 24hrs and now it’s gone??? In 30 seconds? What gods did you sacrifice to for this information!?!?

As a medical massage therapist, I thought I would give my two cents.

This is good for tension migranes and normal migraines, but actually pretty useless for sinus migraines. It’ll help for a hot second, but quickly come back. (These are usually the migraines behind your eyes, in your ears, and behind your forehead. Sometimes it can feel like jaw pain or TMJ) for sinus migraines, behind the ear in a divot. Press down firmly and pull towards your collarbone. That’ll drain your sinuses. Also, pressing around the eye socket on the cheekbones help. There is also a little triangle up away from the eye in the eyebrow bone. Press and hold pretty hard and that’ll relieve that behind the forehead pain. Also, ear pulling is great to help move sinuses around.

Don’t forget the temples too! Press firmly and hold. Open and close your jaw while holding your temples. It’ll feel weird, but it’ll help with jaw pain. It’ll work a similar way if you hold the jaw joint under your cheekbone.

And never underestimate the power of a foot massage!! Give minutes can be all the difference!! Our feet are our base. If they hurt even a little, somewhere else in your body will hurt. Treat your feet and sinuses kindly!

As a lifelong sufferer from frequent migraines I will reblog this everytime I see it, for myself and my fellow sufferers!!

@greyfoxalpha86

I have a horrible headache today so I need ALL OF THESE