ppl who think that saying “I love you” to someone a lot makes it lose it’s meaning are so boring literally what could make you think that? if someone tells you they love you like 3 times in an hour it means that 3 separate times they were sitting there and thinking about you and how wonderful you are like. smh. say I love you to everyone that you love as often as possible bc sometimes it’s easy to forget that there are people who love you
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why text ONE heart when you can text THREE and still have them be big! thats my motto
It’s the zombie apocalypse and everyone is dying. However, you are miraculously given an ability that makes zombies ignore your presence. Write about your day to day life living in close proximity with the dead.
*two zombies fighting in a diner*
*me, raising my voice and my hand* Can I please get a waffle?
CaN I plEAsE geT a WafFFLe?
*horde of zombies walking past me*
Are you gonna eat me… are you gonna let me live alone and suffer from the slow and painful pain of insanity…
JuSt EaT mE nOw AnD lEt Me dIe
Imagine somebody so introverted/antisocial they don’t even notice…/
*walks through the supermarket and goes to the self checkout to avoid having to interact*
*starts beeping items*
*machine gives me an error- unexpected item in the bagging area*
*picks up the severed hand and hands it to the zombie at the next register over* I think this is yours.
*pays and leaves, avoiding eye contact, then drives home*
3 years later: wait a second.
being “raised right” doesn’t mean you don’t drink, party, and smoke being raised right is how you treat people, your manners & respect
A few years ago, when I was still in an all-girls catholic high school, one of my teachers told us in her weekly “it’s just a phase” lectures that lesbian relationships are toxic because unlike a man and a woman, two women understand each other completely, thus, making it harder for one to break up with the other, resulting in them being trapped in a lesbian relationship for the rest of their lives just because they got too cozy with having a partner that supports and cares for them.
Anyway can you imagine being straight and thinking that people understanding their partners needs are toxic im so glad i cant relate
you’ll be cursed by happiness
“Don’t be a lesbian your partner will actually respect you and care about your feelings and make you feel good”
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this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat
this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat
this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat
this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat
this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat
this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat
this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat
this is so sad alexa play it’s not unusual
This is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat
The alexa meme is peak marketing i want a google home now
the alexa meme
is peak marketing i want
a google home now
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