To anyone who is struggling with something right now, hang in there. You’re incredibly strong and you can always handle more than you know. You’ve totally got this, I believe in you! It’s going to be okay.

hooligan-nova:

violentbaudelaire:

25 years of ads peeled away

A warning

tomorrow

ao3tagoftheday:

saturninefeline:

ao3tagoftheday:

[Image Description: Tags reading “hot proletarian sex, i really hope no one ever reads this, more than comrades”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Stalin x Trotsky yaoi hatesex don’t like don’t read lol

The strippers, jfk and stalin

Thanks, friend, I really absolutely needed to see this today. This was completely necessary. I really appreciate your diligence in disseminating this crucial information.

I work in a kitchen. You have no idea how many people say ‘You look like the guy from ratatouille’. Every damn minute.

tatergator27:

catchymemes:

You ARE the guy from ratatouille. Accept your fate

thesamanthagossamer:

IT’S SEPTEMBER 1ST

YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

After buying a pack of 16 Lindt assorted truffles

llamagoddessofficial:

Me: Last time I did this I felt incredibly sick after eating them all at once. This time I have placed the box far out of my immediate reach, to be saved for my family in the coming days. I won’t eat them all.

I have learnt from my mistake.

Narrator: She had not learnt from her mistake

joshpeck:

angelwarm:

angelwarm:

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

today is the day

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

lifeofcynch:

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

YTRDFRTFGDBGFTHG

subsequentibis:

scientist character: is kissed

scientist character: hmm.. this requires further experimentation

me, shoving handfuls of popcorn in my mouth: FUCK YEAH IT DOES YOU NERD

nvabeach2:

Fall is nigh upon us

Remember to:

Drink some cider

Eat at least two candy corn per day

Sniff all of the autumn themed candles at any store you go to

Also while out shopping, grab a few tiny pumpkins

Be mindful of ghosts, when walking around a dark room at night be careful not to step on their toes

Eat a slice of pie, regardless of it’s filling

When the leaves start to turn and there is a chill in the air, go for a walk in the woods/park

When its cold enough to do so, take advantage of the opportunity to wear a sweater

Watch Halloween movies, either scary or family ones

Do some fall or Halloween themed art/crafts

Most importantly, be on your best behavior because the Great Pumpkin is watching

🍁🍂👻🍂🍁🎃🌒🌕🌘🎃🍁🍂👻🍂🍁🎃