trilllizard666:

Me At 11: This is my half dragon bounty hunter main character. He uses a sword made from his chopped off tail. He’s bada**.

Me At 15: oh god i can’t use him his design is so stupid, he’s so cheesy and what if people think i want to fuck dragons-

Me At 25 Onwards: This is my half dragon fantasy bounty hunter and mercenary lead character. He uses two weapons at a time, including a sword made from his own severed tail. He’s badass and gets the women.

you think adam driver looks 38?

batter-sempai:

autumnlovesadam:

jinglefish:

mixtapemasterjipc:

alayne-stonecoldfox:

Adam Driver looks differant every damn time I look at him, I don’t know what I think

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^ 17 and a half year old trying to look cool with his water in a wine glass with his older sister and her friends

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^ A 38 year old lumberjack from Alaska who got on the news for winning the lottery

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^ a 25 year old who regrets not finishing highschool as he resents his bus driver job

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^ this middle aged man wrote a self help book about how to succeed in the corporate market

Bless you for this. For this is the funniest post I’ve seen in quite a while.

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^ a 24 year old marijuana jesus, deals drugs and preaches in an urban christian cult compound.

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^ a 15 yr old whose parents made him wear a polo to go to his weird aunt’s place for dinner. he doesn’t want to be there.

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^ a 34 yr old actual mob enforcer who just finished getting hosed off after killing somebody

^ unaging witch that gets half his life force from crows and lives in a shack in the woods

He’s clearly a shapeshifter.

If you’re old enough to remember it, you just lost The Game.

with-a-whisper:

wildnoutinwildemount:

witchaj:

proncus:

nerdtistheword:

raggedyanndy:

I have no idea what’s going on here

Back in the early aughts, when many millenials were in high school, before Facebook and Youtube, The Game began. No one knows who started it, but the moment we learned we were playing it, we began to lose. The goal of The Game is to forget you are playing The Game for as long as possible. The rules of The Game are as follows: Everyone is always playing The Game all the time; at school, during breakfast, at night when you are asleep, etc. The Game never ends. The moment you remember that you are playing The Game, you lose and must immediately announce to those around you, “I just lost The Game!” thus making them remember they are also playing The Game and causing them to lose as well. Upon losing, you begin The Game again. Sometimes players could go weeks or months without losing, sometimes only minutes. At the height of The Game’s popularity, it became common to see people at events such as Comic Con or midnight movie premieres, wearing t-shirts proclaiming “You just lost The Game!” Once they were noticed, groans and shouts of “Fuck you!” could be heard for miles. These people thrived on the chaos, taking great pleasure in the cries of their victims. Most people eventually grew bored of The Game, and many began to claim they won by choosing not to care about it anymore. Some rely on a particular XKCD comic strip or Tumblr post to lend a sense of legitimacy to their feeling of victory. They are fools. It is impossible to win The Game. There is only losing. Only a few diehards remain loyal to the rules. The drop in popularity has allowed many to keep from losing The Game for years at a time. The growth of social media has caused a minor resurgence, although without the satisfaction of real time auditory feedback when causing others to lose, The Game will likely fade back into obscurity once again. Someday when we are old and gray, our grandchildren will innocently ask us to play a game of checkers, and we will shriek and shout until the whole nursing home joins us in defeat. Death is the only release from The Game.

Millennials have always been pretty nihilistic lol.

how dare you remind me of  this

vestais:

I have been working on this comic “Undergrowth” for the past month and I’m so happy to finally be able to share it with you!! This is the reason I haven’t been posting as much art on tumblr. I was very inspired by people who depict personal growth as a potted plant, and I wanted to do my own take on that idea: I think of it more as an entire forest or ecosystem within a person.

I hope reading this will inspire you to keep improving as a person even though it’s a process that is so difficult and convoluted.

[commission] [ko-fi] [Please do not repost my work!]