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Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

impuretale:

sinningsleepingandshitposting:

flotorshi:

Neatly summarized as: people not knowing how to properly take care of cats

The episodes that don’t conform to this formula are also always the most interesting. These situations include:

1) I Didn’t Know My Cat Had PTSD and Has Gone Blind.

2) Your Cats Fight Because One of Them Doesn’t Know How to Speak Cat, and They’re Both Kinda Mad/Confused About It. 

3) Your Cat Sprays Everywhere? Get Them Fixed. Surprise Twist: They Were Fixed But It Was a Botched Operation.

4) We’re Going to Rescue 50+ Kittens, Take Them to Vegas, and Adopt Them All To Loving Homes.

5) This is Not a Cat. This is a Dog. 

mamoru:

kraftykrak3n:

mamoru:

i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit

This sounds like it was written by a powerful being that is trapped in a human vessel and keeps having their plans thwarted by bathroom breaks. 

You know too much.

kyraneko:

radpeacharbiter:

floambones:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

exCUSE ME.  DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A WOMAN WHO’S CONCERNED ABOUT BEING TOO OLD TO BE THE DANCING QUEEN??

Fuck your age, put on your high heeled boots and a pair of overalls and do Meryl Streep proud.

You are the dancing queen.

Hot take: Seventeen is the age at which you get crowned the Dancing Queen.

Being older than that isn’t years away from being the Dancing Queen, it’s how many years your reign has lasted.

aluox:

aluox:

aluox:

My paypal got “limited” (read: banned) today and is on lockdown for 6 months. I haven’t used it recently and this comes as a surprise.

Been looking around and seems a lot of people have been banned too and the reason might be because of RedBubble filing copyright claims?

Has anyone has this problem as well? Do you use RedBubble?

ok i talked with more artists on twitter and two confirmed that paypal told them its copyright issues from redbubble and the rest have not been told anything but has a redbubble account linked with their paypal

take this information as you will but please look out

Called Paypal directly. Confirmed its RedBubble that caused my account to be permanently limited. They don’t know why (or wont tell) but told me that I’m not the only case that called them. IF you have a RedBubble account please look out. What I find the most disturbing is that I’ve checked my own RedBubble account and it has no warning or notification that they’ve done this to me and my stuff are still buyable ??

I’m actually kinda confused of the bowser peach??

ladyxros:

Bowser Peach/Princess Bowser/Bowsette is a concept evolved from the trailer for New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe (thats a mouthful of a title that makes no sense since its on the switch) where Toadette is a playable character.

When Toadette gets a new item called a Super Crown

She turns into Peachette, which made people speculate as to whether Peach is even human or just an evolved form of toad.

A few days later this comic appeared by twitter user
@ayyk92 

The idea here being that anyone who gets the Super Crown will become a Princessified version of themselves.

This has sparked a lot of fanart of this particular version of bowser, some appearing like this and others where she has red hair and dark skin.

She’s the waifu of the month it seems just like the gijinka of internet explorer was last month.