tyrannosaurus-rex:

str3lka:

str3lka:

one of my favorite weird history moments has got to be when american agents tasked with nixon’s security while he was in the soviet union as vice president under eisenhower detected unusual amounts of radiation in his hotel room so they discussed it loudly to each other to make sure the soviets knew that they knew since there were obviously bugs everywhere and the next day it just mysteriously went away and they never learned any more about it

life during the cold war was just whatever

The Soviets: What if we irradiated Nixon to try and give him radiation poisoning

Secret Service Agents the room over: WOW NIXONS ROOM SURE IS RADIOACTIVE! I SURE HOPE WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHERE ALL THIS RADIATION IS COMING FROM. THE RADIATION IN NIXON’S ROOM THAT IS. THE ONE WE’RE MONITORING SO CLOSELY WE EVEN BOTHERED TO TEST FOR RADIATION LEVELS.

The Soviets: fuck shit abort theyre onto us abort

ela-bosak:

deitydoq:

ela-bosak:

gaysbashback:

deitydoq:

Love, Simon (2018) perfectly displays the difference between a manipulative public proposal and a sweet grand romantic gesture in the best way possible. Martin, when trying to ask a girl out, publicly humiliates her by pressuring her to say yes to him in front of a huge crowd of people and putting her in the spotlight, making her visibly uncomfortable. When Simon makes the gesture to Blue, it gives “Blue” the opportunity to back out and not show his face, therefore making Simon the only subject of ridicule if the situation goes wrong, showing his dedication and his love for Blue in that he is willing to undergo EVEN MORE humiliation to find him. This, among other parts of the movie, clearly outlines the fact that homosexual people have perfected romance to a degree that straight people have not found. In this essay I will –

op where’s the rest of it

the straights kidnapped him because he was onto their secrets

I’m still here bitch the straights can’t silence me

then finish your essay, or you fail this class

picori001:

mega-lizardon-x:

thundergodcid:

handsomezack:

dojyaan:

“kingdom hearts 3 is the 11th game in the

kingdom hearts series”

vs

“battlefield 1 is the 15th game in the

battlefield series”

Shin Megami Tensei IV is the 45th game in the Megami Tensei series, not counting a few dozen mobile games

final fantasy 15 is the 87th game in the final fantasy series

Metal Gear Solid V is the fourteenth game in the Metal Gear series

Counting each series and all the mobile games, Mega Man 11 is the 139th Mega Man game