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Author: dawnmarierose
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This seems like good advice. I’m gonna pass it on to anyone who might need it.
me: i’m a bottom. i can’t do this
the drivers ed instructor: for the last time i don’t know what that means. i’m just trying to teach you to parallel park
honestly tho these 13/14/15 yr olds on here who animate their own shit and practice color theory and constantly churn out art really fill my dead aching heart with hope for the future. y’all are super fucking talented and i’m so proud of you motherfuckers. keep up the good work.
On everyone’s 18th birthday they receive a letter from their future selves. Some receive long messages about their future lovers or messages about changes they would have made. Yours contains nothing but a small list of locations and the words, “NEVER VISIT”.
“You’d think I would know myself better than this,” you say, typing the first set of coordinates into your GPS.
This does not concern you, please turn your car around
wow Isle of Dogs looks great
This is the best possible addition to my post, thank you
i got a rare condition
i got a glass dick and paper balls
every time i jump my dick just shatters and my nuts turn into origami paper cranes and fly away
and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly
I saw this post by @astropixie about how it’d be nice to review fics on AO3 as you read. A little while back, because I was so in awe of the Clexa fic writers, I made this userscript (can install on Firefox by using Greasemonkey and on Chrome by using Tampermonkey) so that I could do just that. It doesn’t have the wattpad or soundcloud functionality, it’s just a little thing added on to a page, not something supported by the site itself, but it’s better than nothing.
The userscript is available here: http://pastebin.com/vYBCYWu4
Holy fuck, this is game changing. I’m so excite! This is gonna up my comment game like WOAH!
Dude 😀 I leave such terrible comments, this is fantastic and will be amazing to use!
this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control
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