Justin: Stop. Stop. This needs to be addressed. My first thought was the tunnel of love, right? Okay, but stop for a second and think.
Griffin: Oh my god – holy shit Justin! You’re right!
Justin: Seriously though. Media has perpetrated a lot of lies on us growing up as kids, especially like, old cartoons. I’ve never, in my entire adult life – I’ve traveled all across this great land of ours, I’ve never, ever, ever seen a tunnel of love. I’ve seen a fake Mario Brothers castle that kids could run around in and fall and die. Like, I’ve seen a spaceship that spins around so fast that you stick to the walls. I’ve never seen a tunnel of love in my entire life.
Griffin: Because essentially what a tunnel of love is, is a timed hand-job challenge. Are you tough enough?
Justin: Can you jack it?
Griffin: You have 118 seconds, go! Uh-oh, look up ahead. Do you hear the clown music? You better hurry! You better hurry and finish to the clown music!
i wish fob would talk abt 2001-2004 more bc patrick will suddenly go “oh we had a man who lived in the closet” or “we kept a keg stand full of root beer sitting in the shower for weeks” or “we didnt shower for two weeks and pete and i got a rash from spraying febreeze on our armpits” or “we ate nothing but peanut butter and jelly and water for a week because we were broke” or “our manager tried to kill someone in a dennys in front of 50 fans” or “we got banned from several places in texas” or “we convinced some girl we just met to let us sleep on her dorm floor two weeks and we didn’t shower for the entire two weeks” or “our van literally melted because we had to keep the heat on to get up to the speed limit” or “pete strangled me against a gas pump” or “i tried to karate jump kick someone” and im like ??????????????????
fyi these are all real legitimate things that have happened and i have sources for all of them if anyone wants them
little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows.
This is seriously the most honest thing I have ever read.
I really cannot get over this cats fucking face it’s so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand
I WAS AT THIS MEETING, I MET THIS CAT. I forget his name but he was soooo sweet, I think it was Councilman Clark who brought him in! This was at the very first meeting in Denver to decide whether to ban declawing (the ban succeeded!)
Update: I emailed this post to councilman Clark, subject line “your kitty is famous”
Update 2: Councilman Clark responded, he thinks this is awesome and his cat’s name is Kit Kat
Thank you Kit Kat for protecting the cats of Denver!
I think the emotion on Kit Kat’s face is democratic engagement.
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