dawnmarierose

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emphasisonthehomo:

WHAT KIND OF DOUCHE BAG IS TOO PRETENTIOUS FOR PANCAKES?

Why does he look like Gordan Ramsey if he got the absolute shit beat out of him

sgbugaboo:

kimchimacchiato:

casually tying ghost’s hair into ponytail and feeding them snacks.

BITCH ME

wheretheeternalare:

Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore

scotchtapeofficial:

i had a dream i put some mcdonalds french fries in my pocket and when i went to grab them and they had transformed into a box of marlboro cigarettes. nice fucking symbolism dream banksy i just wanted a snack

whimsymeadow:

the best words start with w! whimsical, wonderful, wanderlust, werifesteria, wishes, wistful, women, willow, wonderstruck, worms,,,

bobertlutece:

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it

doritosandavocados:

checkmatethatprivilege:

checkmatethatprivilege:

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

PLOT TWIST: This was a shitpost made five years ago that we brought back in 2018 because now it’s funny in a different way.

ellighthousekeeper:

just-shower-thoughts:

Why do Germans use smilies like this 🙂 or this:0 If they already got Ü oh Ö?

I just texted my German friend about this and she replied:
WE DO NOT SMILE IN GERMANY

markired:

you’re braver than you think !!