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thesebrownshoes:

lucifersass:

suedesatan:

lucifersass:

suedesatan:

any of you monster fuckers actually fuck a monster or do yall just talk about it all the time

gotta go to a dating site called emonster or okcryptid and find myself a monster to FUCK

have you just tried tinder

i want to fuck a monster not a 23 year old fuckboy who likes monster energy drinks and family guy

I don’t see a difference

mothman et al has more respect for women than a 23 fuckboy who loves family guy ever will

birdcageheart:

shingojira:

(x)

“Whut deh fuhk? Is he using duh bät room?”

“Yeh, he’s üsing teh bätroom”

*man in the video opens stall only to find that the monster is, in fact, using the bathroom*

headfirstintowonderland:

so someone once called my old english teacher immature (because at this point he was spinning around on a wheely chair) and he said:

“Yeah, but the truth is we never really grow up. We just masquerade as adults because that’s what we’re expected to do.”

and to this day that is the single most profound thing i have ever heard uttered by someone dicking around on a swivel chair