Author: dawnmarierose

scottish:

raikou:

raikou:

i want to kno more about kink manifestation tbh like what makes ppl think the weirdest things are hot. like is there any reason to it? is it just getting bored with everything normal idek

england what did you unleash

i cant believe the english are responsible for vore

yikesdmc:

some kid just skateboarded down my street crying

shieldposts:

marisatomay:

jedihighcouncil:

marisatomay:

fellas what is it about thor that when I look at him I think “lesbian icon”

its the fact that he’s a lesbian icon 

Thor: can I buy you a drink?

Lesbian : actually I like girls

Thor: Wonderful! I like them as well. Would you like to join me in buying drinks for beautiful women?

siderealsandman:

chuckyzoopa:

thedaniverse:

thedaniverse:

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y’all rushing to that reblog button:

It’s an awesome idea tho

Wedding Rings: Tired, ordinary, no practical use

Wedding Knives: Stylish, fashionable, useful in everyday life