Author: dawnmarierose

whalebonerunes:

jade-suture:

whalebonerunes:

I ordered a blonde flat white from Starbucks while on my break and the barista must have been having a long day bc he goes “that would be my stripper name” and there was like five seconds of dead silence between us before he looked up realized he said that out loud

You tipped right

i put 20 bucks in his hand and told him to pocket all of it

trashboat:

trashboat:

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

funeral-homie:

Naruto: My name is Naruto Uzumaki! And I am gonna be Hokage!

Light Yagami writing in his notebook: Very interesting..

dankxsinatra:

Bethesda:

tatsuyasuou:

tatsuyasuou:

E3 has good moments and all every year but nothing will top when they were announcing the ff7 remake and the dude just stood up on his chair

Same dude