antis-delete-your-blogs-pls:

saltedapple:

People who were like 14/15 on this website have to live with the fact that they were cringy with their “potter heads grab your wands!” and superwholock and the mishapocalypse but 14/15 year olds on this website now are gonna have to live with the fact that they told people to kill themselves over ships or ace discourse or something and that’s so sad

Damn. Damn, I’d never thought of it like that. That really is sad.

imperilysm:

mondrag-on:

mamapluto:

copperbadge:

arishok-s:

celticpyro:

bransrath:

pain-and-missouri:

tilthat:

TIL Marine biologists are claiming there is a rare instance of non-human warfare happening between octopuses in the waters off the coast of Australia. The octopuses are fighting in large groups over territory and even using projectiles such as seashells to spit at enemies.

via reddit.com

Octopi are intense

I prefer octopedes

“Animals don’t go to war because they’re cinnamon rolls unlike ebil humans uwu” Check-fucking-mate Linda, cephalopods are having trench warfare in the ocean.

They’re literally in the shell age

So…they’re shelling each other? 

*takes a long drag on a shitty cigarette* war is shell

Why isn’t anyone even bothering to mention the countless wounded soldiers of this cephalopod war? Many come back missing tentacles and eyes! Some even return home with a bad case of…shellshock