teenagerposts:

that car we used to draw in kindergarten does exist

wetwareproblem:

thievesguilding:

wetwareproblem:

thievesguilding:

corvidobligation:

thievesguilding:

mickleburger:

thievesguilding:

thenightling:

honestly if you want to take proper care of your goths you shouldn’t take them outside in hot weather at all, just winter and MAYBE late autumn/early spring if you live in a cool climate

people really should do this kind of research before getting goths at all but as long as they’re willing to learn and adapt i guess

there are breeds of goth suitable for warmer climes but you have to be very careful when looking for one and you cannot assume that your goth is one of them if you don’t know for sure what they are

even the warm-climate breeds still usually do better in their native locale’s winter temperatures though, and shouldn’t be left outside in the summer unattended or, at the bare minimum, they should be given plentiful shade, cold water, and appropriate music to keep them calm

Honestly, if you want something less fragile than a goth, you should be considering something like a punk anyway. There’s no need to expose goths to the heat, IMHO. Admittedly there’s differences you need to do research on, but punks are very rewarding. And for God’s sake, if anyone tells you ANY emo can handle the heat, run. They don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.

goths aren’t fragile though? they’re not heat-tolerant but they’re extremely hardy in dark and stormy weather, metal concerts, and dramatic emotional episodes. just because they aren’t well-suited to one weather pattern doesn’t mean they can’t be extremely hardy and rewarding to keep under conditions they’re better suited to.

Forget the climate thing, there’s a more important husbandry issue here:

WHO THE FUCK PUT THEM OUT IN THE DAYTIME?

Direct sunlight is extremely harmful to goths! THey should never be outdoors before twilight!

Do your damn research, people.

you’re missing a key point though

goths need the opportunity to complain about sunlight, it’s vital to their wellbeing; as long as their time in it is carefully controlled and they’re given sufficient sunscreen and shade, it can be amazing and 100% necessary enrichment

Look at that picture. Look at it. Please tell me where the shade is, because I don’t see any. I see two goths wilting in direct sunlight. Just look at how flat their hair is! This is not even remotely acceptable care.

scope-dogg:

the-emef:

ob2komario:

birdschoolforbirds:

birdschoolforbirds:

million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.

Fact:

They actually did that.

cannot. stop. laughing.

All chickens were created in gmod

actualdikdik:

dogmancer:

supremewave:

supremewave:

dogmancer:

what size shoe shaq wear

52

damn

gravityfallsrockz:

It is June 15, which is the day that Gravity Falls had officially came into our lives with its episode Tourist Trapped. 

Happy 6th anniversary, Gravity Falls ❤