I think Princess Zelda lost her pregnancy đŚ Or else she gave birth and killed the babies, which is particularly sad because Samus is the one who impregnated her. At any rate she isnât pregnant anymore.
To recap for anyone who missed it, Samus was found dead behind the castle a couple of weeks ago. Link died not long after that, so itâs just been Zelda, Bayonetta, and Pikachu chilling out with some snails.Â
Of course, none of those three can impregnate each other so no one is pregnant or coupled off right now. Pikachuâs babies are growing well. There are six still living. There were seven, but one escaped and Bayonetta ate it.Â
Because of course these updates always have to involve someone eating someone else. *sigh*
*buying vodka* cashier: can i see your ID? me: ya *shows her my full back tattoo of Vriska Serket*
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