godhatesfrankie:

mossbug:

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

save point

xenosaurus:

xenosaurus:

xenosaurus:

xenosaurus:

xenosaurus:

There are three basic categories of fic writer:

type one: fan fiction is a love letter to canon, only small changes unless it’s an au!!

type two: the source material can bite me, I don’t give a fuck

type three: horny

sorry, I forgot one

type four: canon COULD be so good if it wasn’t so straight/white/horny, so I fixed it while holding unblinking eye contact with the creator and mouthing ‘die’

I desperately regret making this post

this is the only version of this post you’re legally allowed to reblog from now on

foggysuggestion:

hey!!!!!! congrats!!!!! why??? you ask???? because you made it to today!!! even after everything !! i’m so proud of you!!

peachysuggest:

you will unlearn all of the bad habits you taught yourself and you will grow into someone stronger than you ever imagined you could be

theenbywitch:

cipheramnesia:

lesbiandaydream:

lesbiandaydream:

lesbiandaydream:

sometimes i wonder why i chose a druid in d&d then realize i wear hippie thrifted clothes and walk around work with bees crawling around on my hand because i want to make sure they make it outside

this was today’s bee and i named her lady.

so i’ve been informed i’ve actually charmed a hornet.

that feel when you roll a crit fail in perception but a nat 20 in animal handling

this is too much power for any one person

Good thing they’re a druid

coolcatgroup:

Here’s my cat patiently waiting for me to throw her toy after she brought it to me

Now here is her reaction when I ask her if “she’s ready” before I throw it. She knows what it means.

She’s ready guys