i hope everybody is doing their best even tho we’re all doomed
Author: dawnmarierose
good thing this here internet box exists. back in the 12th century or whatever i would have had to shout my bullshit from the window
me hanging out my window in the dead of night, 1127 AD: I HAVE TWELVE TOES AND SEVEN EYES
a guardsman, already aiming for my nuts with his crossbow: SHUT YON FUCKETH MOUTH
@opera-ghost this reminded me of you
it blows my mind when high school teachers think college professors are super professional when this is a literal email i got from my stat professor an hour ago
do kids these days know about glomping?
What is that?
hehe…. *glomps you* OwO
:3
What the fuck?
as embarrassing as this is im laughing out loud
who looked at an android blueprint and went ‘hey, you know what would be cool?? a real time forensics lab in an orifice” bc i have exactly 4 questions
In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you
If I go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender I’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron then they will die
Marshmellowmilktea 