Author: dawnmarierose

martinskki:

it’s gotten to the point where i just do a peace sign as a natural reflex 

sapphictenten:

i have never heard anyone not sing that one line in little lion man by mumford and sons with absolute relish like everyone really enjoys just shouting you really fucked it up this time and i dont blame them

tiny-septic-box-sam:

jacksepticwoosh:

This was a JOURNEY

I missed these tweets

gallusrostromegalus:

drjohnjacobjinglefaustus:

ohhimarx:

Facts about my carnivorous nepenthes:

-he is old enough to go to preschool

-he is taller than I am when his vines are stretched out

-he periodically spills plant digestive fluid on me that burns until I wash it off

-he can’t stay near other plants for more than a day or two lest he try to strangle them to death

-he was solely responsible for the murder of a previous impatiens plant but he still denies it

-I once forgot him outside during an actual hurricane and he was fine

-the place I bought him from as a tiny baby monster cutting mysteriously closed down suddenly and is now a popular urban exploration site

-his name is Pitch because he’s a pitcher plant and is also satan

I want one.

@botanyshitposts It’s Ya Boi

also I’m so proud of him, the nepenthes at home is a nervous, sickly little baby but nepenthes is also not meant for alpine zones* so he must live in the shower to avoid drying out.

*nepenthes is a large genus and it wouldn’t totally surprise me to find out that there are mountain-loving mutants out there somewhere.