dawnmarierose

deathmeowtal:

rock10zxa:

thesis: huge ass titties

WHYS HE STANDING LIKE THAT

He had to do it to em

thesaurio:

bpdbot:

sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but i always always feel like i’m drowning

Learn how to swim Bitch

i made this post when i was in A Mood and all the replies are so angst and depressing except this Whole Ass Mood. Learn how to swim Bitch it’s 2018 we’re dealing with our problems

museaway:

If you’re looking for an easy way to style text messages on AO3 so they look a little more like a phone interface, here’s the method I use that involves blockquotes and a work skin. If you have questions about how to use this, or if you want to do something different, send a message or ask me on twitter!

HTML + CSS on jsfiddle

krosantusker:

like i know we christians often have like signs and slogans that clearly weren’t thought through

but what the literal actual FUCK is this supposed to mean

velveteenlop:

thehoneybeewitch:

take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool:

fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan:

nuttersincorporated:

the-argumentative-viper:

probablyvampirerpgideas:

anachronistic-cat:

probablyvampirerpgideas:

Make a Vampire character who’s lived through several waves of the common language’s development and can’t let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras.

So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess

… can i use that phrase irl?

Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age internet lingo like all the time.

Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of splean as you’re toss’d with. Chill already, you’re not valid.

You are an unrighteous, bastardly gullion. Heaven truly
knows that thou art false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk
backwards into hell just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too.

I love the idea of a vampire who’s language travels back in time as they get pissed.

I grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito

@simonalkenmayer made me think of you!

@bloodroot-and-bliss

choonchy:

iamoutofideas:

choonchy:

I miss sleeping next to someone

fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol

I hate how fucking funny this is

lethecreator:

jheselbraum:

muchymozzarella:

This scene never fails to make me laugh like a loon every time I watch it and that makes me mad

Okay so one thing that always bugged me was “what happened immediately before this” and I think I’ve narrowed it down to two options:

Option A: Stan turned on the TV the old fashioned way, sat down, and realized too late what channel the TV was turned to

Option B: Stan turned on the TV however the heck he pleased, then proceeded to dissociate for several hours until The Duchess Approves brought him out of it

Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble as the irascible coxswain Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire.

thanbk:

thanbk:

financial goals: bathtub that’s deep enough for me to be 100% fully submerged; preferably one of those triangle corner ones. Also maybe being debt free but the tub comes first

me, 8 years old, sitting in the largest bathtub that they have on display in the Home Depot:

ask-ickle-mod:

okay so my other post has gotten circled around from hell and back , but now I just want a better, cleaner version to get a chance to get around so HERE YA GO