thefloatingstone:

randomactsofviolence:

upallnightogetloki:

sharkprncess:

bunjywunjy:

mockwa:

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good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

i like how

1. that first lion who i believe is an adolescent male, gets the shit scared out of him when the mongoose initially screams

2. his moms immediately look around at the scream

3. one of his moms comes running over to see if he is ok bc hes startled

4. when she gets to him he leans on her for comfort

5. he kinda almost gets inbetween her and the mongoose like “no mom it’s angry don’t get near it!!” and shes like “let me handle this >:(”

6. shes just as confused by the mongoose as her son is

7. the mongoose screams at her upside-down for a second before it turns around

8. as lion mom #1 starts to get chased off by the mongoose, lion mom #2 starts walking over in the bg like “goddamnit wtf is going on”

9. this fucking mongoose is SO ANGRY that it doesn’t care that, at multiple points in the video, it is surrounded by animals more than twice its size that could easily kill it with a hard enough paw swipe

This mongoose is 100% unfuckwittable and I am so here for it.

I thought this was going to say, like, “good morning everyone, have an absolutely amazing day!” But it was a furious mongoose now I’m going to use that as a greeting.

Hey friend! Nice to see you! Hope you have a furious mongoose!“

Mongoose survive on a steady diet of venomous scorpions and cobras. They are not even aware of the concept of a fuck, let alone giving one.