Space pick up lines 😙🌌

meldaburke:

talk-nerdy-to-me-thyla:

Are you the winds on Neptune? Because you take my breath away.

I sent all your selfies to nasa, because you’re a star

Are we on Jupiter? Because your hand is heavier than normal, here let me hold it for you

Are you made of fluorine iodine and neon? Because you are F I Ne

Even in 0 g, I’d fall for you

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you

You deserve a ring the size of Saturn’s

You’re hotter than Venus 😉

Are you mercury? Because you’ll always be first to me

Let’s get astrophysical

Guys, you KNOW who would say this shit. I don’t even need to say his name. XD