September 2018 – Page 40 – Marshmellowmilktea

lifeofcynch:

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

YTRDFRTFGDBGFTHG

subsequentibis:

scientist character: is kissed

scientist character: hmm.. this requires further experimentation

me, shoving handfuls of popcorn in my mouth: FUCK YEAH IT DOES YOU NERD

nvabeach2:

Fall is nigh upon us

Remember to:

Drink some cider

Eat at least two candy corn per day

Sniff all of the autumn themed candles at any store you go to

Also while out shopping, grab a few tiny pumpkins

Be mindful of ghosts, when walking around a dark room at night be careful not to step on their toes

Eat a slice of pie, regardless of it’s filling

When the leaves start to turn and there is a chill in the air, go for a walk in the woods/park

When its cold enough to do so, take advantage of the opportunity to wear a sweater

Watch Halloween movies, either scary or family ones

Do some fall or Halloween themed art/crafts

Most importantly, be on your best behavior because the Great Pumpkin is watching

🍁🍂👻🍂🍁🎃🌒🌕🌘🎃🍁🍂👻🍂🍁🎃

akipluto:

There’s a chill in the air 🍁 people are excited everywhere the spoopy folk’s cheer 🍂 because Halloween is near 🖤🎃💚

minijournals:

happy September 1st babes. may the cozy autumn vibes and dark chilly nights fall upon us soon. 🍁🍂

1370510:

mallninjacode:

scotchtapeofficial:

transgirlcyberpunk:

leftclausewitz:

omny87:

omny87:

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

I may have gone overboard with this

@koheles

We’re entering a brave new world of memes that require a working knowledge of the history of memes to continue making memes

even the grater lol