browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

phucklactery:

bowtochris:

chromalogue:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it,

Does the pope shit in the woods?

smile-suggestions:

To anyone who is struggling with something right now, hang in there. You’re incredibly strong and you can always handle more than you know. You’ve totally got this, I believe in you! It’s going to be okay.

tatergator27:

catchymemes:

You ARE the guy from ratatouille. Accept your fate

llamagoddessofficial:

Me: Last time I did this I felt incredibly sick after eating them all at once. This time I have placed the box far out of my immediate reach, to be saved for my family in the coming days. I won’t eat them all.

I have learnt from my mistake.

Narrator: She had not learnt from her mistake

joshpeck:

angelwarm:

angelwarm:

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

today is the day

reblog the cherry pie to be ok