I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.
Idk Clarice, maybe we’re just tired, and life is uncertain, and we like the idea of a stable husband with a steady job and a big dog and his own place away from all the loud, shapeshifting-kink party gods.
“Cats don’t comfort you when you’re feeling down.”
What a load of crap !!! One thing for certain… cats don’t give a rat’s ass what B.S. you tell about them. They refuse to care less, either about what you think of them, or about the people they love.
“Cats don’t miss you when you’re gone” is a ton of bs. Whenever I leave to go anywhere, I can hear my cats meowing at the door within moments trying to find me. They sit in the window watching for me to come home and they are at the door to greet me almost every single time.
My cat Bitty loves my dog Tigger so much that whenever he goes out on a walk (which is three times a day) Bitty will run to the front door and meow sadly like “Where did my friend go??” I can only assume it’s the same with us. And my maine coons are SO NEEDY if we don’t give them attention, they always sit by the garage when they hear it open so they can greet us when we come home… cats are wonderful pets
Our oldest cat Buttercup, who’s 16 and the healthiest cat I’ve ever seen, is the most affectionate and smart cat I know that we all swear up and down that she was a person in a past life.
One of the biggest things she did when I was a kid, and even still now, is whenever I had the flu, she’d meow at my bedroom door cause she wanted in, hop up on my bed, lay on my chest, and cup my face with her paws. I shit you not. She’d rub her face on mine while holding my face in place, then sleep there with her face smooshed to mine.
I fucking love her and would do anything for that cat.
*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, i’ll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isn’t interested, thanks
It’s so weird how people are going around saying “Oh MYGOD I’m gOnna hate this halloween becausE LITTLE fuckingkiDs are going to D R E S S U P as fortNITE skins anddo those FUCKING dances”
It’s just like, Oh no, kids are going out to have fun…on a holiday meant for kids…..doing as kids do…the absolute madness of it all……….
Marshmellowmilktea 