roseverdict:

chancethereaper:

rebuilding221b:

alliharkness:

rebuilding221b:

alliharkness:

ayellowbirds:

peacockandyagi:

diamondfangedbarbarian:

fireandlifeincarnate:

supervillains fucking hate fighting the x-men because the teams change constantly and sometimes there are??? totally new people there???? fuck there’s a teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically a superhero yet or is he a student. who the fuck knows. how do we counter this shit

When one seems completely non-mutated and they’re like

@melazertyiop

And no matter which team it is, Wolverine is there. Is it the future? Wolverine is there. Is it an alternate reality? Wolverine is there. Is Wolverine dead? Wolverine is there.

Was Wolverine never born in this alternate reality? Wolverine is there.

Does Wolverine only exist as a non corporeal spirit? Wolverine is there.

Is Wolverine only a philosophical construct used to explain our place in an uncaring universe? Wolverine is there.

Is Wolverine only a theological concept used to explain mankind’s struggle against the universe? Wolverine is there.

Is Wolverine there? Another Wolverine is also there.

And let’s not forget when the villains just switch sides. Last week this guy was on your side now he’s next to Wolverine and kicking your ass. 

The only constant is Wolverine.

There are three constants in life: death, taxes, and Wolverine.

silversunshine2012:

most-depressed-optimist:

braybray-craycray:

scuffed-tarot:

caramel-filled-kittens:

papallion:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Mothman!

Your a moth and a man

I said

MOTHMAN

Your a man whose a moth

I said

MOTHMAN!

your pretty wings are so soft

when you 

flap

against

my

lampshade!

OH MY GOD YES

@heteroes-are-making-me-upsetero @interrabangarang @dahmersbeer @scuffed-tarot @jazzy-mcdurf

MOTHMAN

There’s no need for a frown

I said

MOTHMAN

Put that man on the ground

He’s so

FRIGHTENED

So high up in the air

Won’t you

Please

Put

Him

Down

Gently

@moth-ver-ka

IT’S FUN TO YELL AT THE

M

O

T

H

THE MAN WHO’S ALSO A

M

O

T

H

He can see eh-vuh-ree-thing

With just a flap of his wings!

He really makes me wanna siiiinnnnggg-

IT’S FUN TO SING WITH THE

M

O

T

H

THE MAN WHO’S ALSO AN

M

O

T

H

tracerrs:

Gamer bros: if gaming industries keep pandering to the feminists and lgbt im never playing video games again.

everyone else:

nuttyrabbit:

w3rewolf-th3rewolf:

theunbrilliant:

‘childhood is when you idolize Batman adulthood is when you realize that the Joker makes more sense’ – this is the most Reddit thing I’ve read all day.

#I thought adulthood was feeling bad for all the stupid bullshit commissioner gordon had to put up with  (geologicadept)

Childhood is idolizing Batman, adolescence is thinking the Joker is right, adulthood is realizing that Gordon absolutely doesn’t get paid enough for this shit