quinn-silversmith:

stabby-salamander:

stabby-salamander:

z-nogyrop:

z-nogyrop:

those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one

monkey brain: extra body hair provides warmth and producing it but then cutting it off wastes valuable nutrients

human brain: hehe leg smooth

*looking at a tiger*

monkey brain: that animal right there is a dangerous predator adapted for stalking, chasing, and quickly dispatching of creatures like us. we should find high ground to get away from it before it sees us

human brain: hehe kitty wana pet

monkey brain: the ocean is the last place we want to be right now. we’re not built to swim and we’ll likely drown within five minutes. and let’s not even get into what might want to kill us once we get into open water

human brain: wheee swimmy

monkey brain: That cheese… is A) cheese, and B) full of mold. food’s not meant to be blue… it even smells like it died and will kill you wait no stop don’t put that in your mouth

Human brain: HON HON HON FROMAGE MOTHER FUCKER