everymanhybrid:

Hey ya’ll I’m sure you’ve seen the cute little bongo cat meme going around yeah?

The original creator of the cute little cat is now selling official merch and using the money to assist cats affected by hurricane Florance.

If you want some cute bongo cat merch and to help out some real kitties check ‘em out!

The Lost Signs:

normal-horoscopes:

Aries: An unmarked door in a deep shaft. The floor is all pipes and wires. Makeshift amenities make this little nook the closest thing to home.

Taurus: What once could have been a cramped, bare town. What was once a guardian probes the streets from above with a great spotlight, quick to pick off anything that moves.

Gemini: Someone in the garb of the old aristocracy. Their equipment is wretchedly aged and repaired by hand. It would look pathetic, but in this case is a mark of tenacity.

Cancer: The thing that watches over the prison transport ships. It used to be two things but now they share a spine.

Leo: The massive sewer systems are still spotless, but none take permanent refuge there. The recycler swarms are too good at their job.

Virgo: Few can imagine the filth that collects at the lowest levels. All that filth has to judge us by is what seeps down from the ceilings. 

Libra: Tales of a trio of tall figures building people out of scrap parts. They are only trying to help. They can put your bones to much much better use.

Scorpio: A massive, heavy, slow thing with an armored gut full of now meaningless currency. It strips seemingly random objects off corpses, adding them to its meaningless fortune.

Ophiuchus: When she awoke to see the infection had taken her shoulder she did the only sensible thing. She cut off her own head. She holds it by the hair in her left hand. 

Sagittarius: These heavy industrial replicators are prone to overheating, warping their normally dexterous appendages into clumsy, gnarled fists.

Capricorn: Even the oldest residents didnt know what powered the great reactor until it tore itself from the cooling pool, spewing a sea of molten metal.

Aquarius: Seems like everyone nowadays is trying to build the perfect being. But something has to happen to the first drafts right?

Pisces: A congregation of puppets is still a congregation. Is worship still worship even if god is the one pulling the strings?

batter-sempai:

snugglebunchesofeyes:

peeniss-everlark-forever:

cryptomaster-leviathan:

tentadog:

fangasmagorical:

aftselakhis-shaladin:

fangasmagorical:

aftselakhis-shaladin:

tentadog:

ok all drama involving jk rowling and nagini being a fuckin person and shit aside

yall know milking snakes is not. milking their fucking snake titties. right

you guys know snakes don’t have tiddies… . . right

YALL

YOU KNOW THIS RIGHT? YOU KNOW MILKING A SNAKE MEANS TO EXTRACT THEIR VENOM 

RIGHT?

I thought about venom extraction when I was reading the book ad a child too, but unfortunately there exists a planned illustration that shows babyfied Voldemort sucking on a snake tit.

THERE’S AN ILLUSTRATION OF W H A T

I found it on internet some time ago. It was supposted to go with illustrated version of Goblet of Fire.

This is the worst fucking image I have ever seen in my entire life please kill me (NSFW for snake titties)

y’know, i never really took that phrase “ every day we drift further from god’s light “ seriously. But guess what, today is the day that i start doing that.

because i’m sure god is looking down at us full of shame 

I’m sorry what

Is milking snake tiddies a fetish? Because I think Rowling might have a repressed fetish she’s expressing in this.

dukeofbookingham:

thealmightylandlady:

drinkingisgoodforyou:

emiliascorner:

lordpudi:

cloverture:

cloverture:

there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s

it’s really fun

lady gaga -> napalm death takes a weird detour through epic rap battles of history

This is actually really useful for finding music that’s in between genres that I wouldn’t know to look for.

This has nothing to do with books but it’s COOL

Pixie and Brutus

dignis-sin-bar:

insanelycoolish:

oh-big-mood:

jinxxedbyarose:

one-thousand-splendid-stars:

randomslasher:

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Artist @pet_foolery on Instagram

I’m living for this

Brutus: I’ve only known Pixie for a day, but if anything happened to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself

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UPDATE

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@wannabuyahotcat brutus meets kid diggy