It’s the zombie apocalypse and everyone is dying. However, you are miraculously given an ability that makes zombies ignore your presence. Write about your day to day life living in close proximity with the dead.
*two zombies fighting in a diner*
*me, raising my voice and my hand* Can I please get a waffle?
CaN I plEAsE geT a WafFFLe?
*horde of zombies walking past me*
Are you gonna eat me… are you gonna let me live alone and suffer from the slow and painful pain of insanity…
JuSt EaT mE nOw AnD lEt Me dIe
Imagine somebody so introverted/antisocial they don’t even notice…/
*walks through the supermarket and goes to the self checkout to avoid having to interact*
*starts beeping items*
*machine gives me an error- unexpected item in the bagging area*
*picks up the severed hand and hands it to the zombie at the next register over* I think this is yours.
*pays and leaves, avoiding eye contact, then drives home*
3 years later: wait a second.
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