ok so yea peter and shuri are the meme gods,,,,but like vision is part jarvis,,,,,,and jarvis like was the internet kinda so he would understand all of their references, but i feel like he would see why they’re funny so peter or shuri would be like “tHiS BiTcH eMpTy…” and vision would respond, without any sort of emotion “yeet.”
Peter, finding the empty milk in the fridge after pouring cereal in his bowl: THIS BITCH EMPTY
Vision, reading the paper across the room: *casual monotone vouce*Yeet
shuri, with tears in her eyes: i thought u were bae…
vision, not looking up from his book: turns out you’re just fam
Peter chilling at the avengers pool, notices bucky and Steve in the hot tub: two bros chilling in a hot tub..
Vision, sitting in a lounge chair to the side: 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay
peter once texts him “h-hewwo…mistew vision…” and vision responds “sometimes i wish i was jared,19”
Peter: Mr. Vision I would die for you 🙂
Vision, without even looking up: Then Perish
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