thatswhywelovegermany:

daphnetrodon:

neoncryptcuddler:

meeresbande:

faunmoss:

americans: fight over soda vs pop

germans: you are like a little baby. watch this 

[list of 57 different yet equally unsettling words for apple core]

in case anyone though this was exaggerated: here is the list. be prepared.

WHAT EVEN

hi Germany excuse me quick question but what the fuck

And don’t forget that there is another object for which some 158 different German words exist