dogtit:

“i feel like im forgetting something. did i leave the stove on? no maybe the oven. the iron? the xbox? haha that’s a little joke, i don’t have an xbox. hey mario, do you have an xb–”

“mario???? mega man? y’all good? y’all–”

“ohhhhhhhhh fuuuuuuuuuuck. they’re dead. they’re super dead. what am i going to tell peach. fuck. shit. fuckashit damn. fuck. okay, big notes for next time, samus; do not disassociate midmission. got it. cool. we’ve learned something.”