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Ok but seriously, the most heinous crime committed by Thanos was ruining everybody’s Friday.

Think about it, everybody was actually having a good day for once before Thanos da Ass showed up.

Tony and Pepper were having a nice morning, jogging and smiling and talking about having a baby. Thor and Loki had finally reconciled and JUST saved their people and were about to join their culture with Earth in a new age of Human/Asgardian unity. Valkrie was probably about to kick the drinking habit, Korg and Miek were gonna see Earth dogs and human food like schwarma. Doctor Strange and Wong were gonna have a lovely breakfast at a sandwich joint and probably chat about tea leaves and Beyonce. The Guardians were just chillin’ and cruisin’ through S P A C E, listening to some music and finally relaxing before they got that distress call. Groot was probably near the Final Boss of that game. Bucky was happy just feeding his goats and being all Zen af. Wakanda was in an exciting new time of reconnecting with the world after a bloody coup. They literally JUST got their King back and it was all peaceful. Spidey was probably gonna get home from school and watch Supernanny with Aunt May. Vision and Wanda were boning like bunnies in a hotel room and the Cap squad were having fun raiding Hot Topic and being edgy.

Then Grimace the Nutchin showed up and pissed in everybody’s coffee.