glumshoe:

overlyactivepingpongball:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

It’s redbud season, and you know what that means! Chowing down on flowers right off the tree.

GROMCH

What the fuck what the fuck you just ate a fucking flower aMERICA EXPLAIN how the fuck You can eat fucking flowers someone please explain I’m so confused are these even edible what the FUCK

There are a lot of edible flowers! They all have distinct flavors. These are redbud (Cercis canadensis) flowers, which have a mild, sweet, semi-fruity taste. 

Before you eat any flower, make sure you a.) can confidently identify it as an edible, b.) know that it has not been sprayed with pesticides, c.) don’t eat anything that’s been growing near a motorway. Oh, and d.) wash it, especially if it is growing below the, uh, waistline. 

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