gnelliswriter:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

brookietf:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

purpleshehulk:

Never, ever going in an ocean again. NEVER.

BEWARE THE ALIEN SEA DILDOS

HEY

They’re just looking for a good time, okay??

“DO U SURFACE DWELLERS…LIKE TO PARTY”

Me: ……

(Slowly and cautiously swims away keeping eyes locked on it at all times)

Guillermo del Toro, probably: