astronautmike-dexter:

nasappho:

redarcanacustom:

lalalere:

the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse

This just proves that Britain and British Colonies can’t grasp the concept of food despite killing millions for spices.

im unclear on the origins of the crisp sandwich but the crunch is good and you’re a coward if you disagree

but the toast sandwich is from a Victorian era cookbook FOR SICK PEOPLE

its literally supposed to be a last resort when you can’t keep anything down because simple foods are less likely to make you throw up

politicians brought it back in more recent years in some bullshit attempt to demonstrate that actually poor people are fine because they can exclusively eat this to save money or something equally tory

but its original purpose is literally to be bland enough that you dont vomit trying to eat it

Fairy bread is fuckin valid u damn cowards