glumshoe:

theamorphousadventurer:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

I’ve been working on my arm positions at work after I was told not to clasp them behind me or put them in my pockets. Folding them in front of me is either standoffish, You Know I Had To Do It To ‘Em, or puts them in front of my groin. I’ve been letting them hang at my sides, but that’s complicated by my instinct to swing them. Therefore, to keep them still, I’ve been locking my elbows.

The problem? My elbows are hyperflexible and bend backwards pretty significantly.

H̢̝̬̫̞̪̝͘E̛̟͍͙͇͍͚̞͕W͙͈͔͈̟̯͈̭͢W̢̘̲̣̳͎̗͈͟O͓̺͘ ͈̘͇͎F͍̮͡Ḙ̞Ĺ̩͍L̝̣͜O̳̪͉̻̬̼͈͠W̠͇̻̬̘͕̱̦ ̵̦̥͚͖͈͎̫̗K͉̻̼̦͍̱̯͘I̼̬̝̳͘͡͠ͅD̯̘͈͈̠̳̩̣̱͢͢͞Ś̢͇̥̲͇̬̲ͅ

@glumshoe Apparently Google Translate thinks that your distorted “HEWWO FELLOW KIDS” is Vietnamese for: “FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS”

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