roachpatrol:

toomanycooksnotenoughspoons:

purronronner:

thescienceofneuroplasticity:

roachpatrol:

sindri42:

roachpatrol:

roachpatrol:

lenyberry:

roachpatrol:

a partial list of manly things to call your indoor plumbing:

tomcat

macho taco

dong devourer

utility pocket

personal man cave

science experiment

grownups-only slip-n-slide

bag of holding

invertiboner

fingerfucking wristbreaking spermmurdering bloodswamp challenge arena

technically a sandwich

the executive suite

Not a trans dude but I would like to humbly request permission to refer to my batcave as “the executive suite” please

ladies can be executives too, fuck the patriarchy and title your pvp zone whatever the hell you want

here’s some High Femme things to call your private party basement:

• maidenhead
• flesh orchid
• unicorn banisher
• pearl garden
• the executive suite
• craft corner
• By Appointment Only
• reader beware: you chose the scare!
• mermaid’s… cove? i’m not as good at this kind of thing, sorry
• lizard factory

Okay most of these make sense but what the fuck is going on down there that you call it the lizard factory?

• lizards 

for everyone’s consideration:

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Technically a sandwich?

Op do u accept criticism

i’m fucking flawless