glumshoe:

puncromancer:

just saw a post that shortened critical thinking to crit and boy when i read “y’all need to practice self-crit” i was mighty confused how you land a crit on yourself

“roll to practice self-care”

[crits]

“in an attempt to go to bed on time, you somehow sold your kidney to a stranger, glued your buttcheeks together, and sold your soul to a passing demon in exchange for junk food”